Thursday, 24 May 2012

What I Am

Someone had the guts to ask me what it was like. What it's like to live in a city that's become so multicultural that my own culture is beaten out. What it's like to be surrounded by Asian cultures, Middle Eastern cultures, and African cultures and all you're labelled as is 'white'. And I have to say it's strange.

I feel like I should point out that I'm not racist. Honestly. I'll make friends with any person - granted I get surrounded by the weird ones, but race has nothing to do with that. The strange thing is I think I'm surrounded by a lot of racist people. They are all very protective of their own cultures, getting upset when others label them by a neighbouring country and not their own, yet they judge me by my appearance immediately. They don't care that I come from a long and strong line of Northern Germans and no, they weren't mass murderers in the wars. That English isn't my first language either. That I'm not some rich snobby kid. I have blonde hair and blue eyes because it's genetic. I have money because I worked while getting a good education and I saved my butt off. I buy expensive things because I like them and they last. I don't do any of this to show off or to offend.


I'll be the first to admit that my exterior doesn't exactly scream intelligence and that it's hard to not judge someone by their appearance. I like to think that conversation can change that. Today I nearly cracked when two women sitting across from me (yes, actually at the same table) were whispering and giving me odd looks. I brushed it off at first, until I heard my name. Then I paid attention to the murmurings and got the gist of the conversation. My shirt was apparently not appropriate. Too much cleavage. Seriously? The one woman is notorious for wearing ridiculously low-cut shirts. My shirt wasn't tight. It wasn't low. Even if it got close to being too low I had a second shirt under just in case. The other woman in the low shirts has a small chest so... yeah. I can't help it if I don't. It's also genetic. If it's hot out, I'm not wearing a turtle neck.

I had been sitting next to a new guy, getting to know him and just joking around. He was an entertaining guy. But apparently that meant I was hitting on him. This annoys me to no end. I smile. I'm sorry. I'm not a bitter, withdrawn person, who feels like making the first move in conversation is too much effort. I was just being friendly to the new person at the table. No one else was bothering. Yes, I have dimples and I like to laugh so it's obvious when I'm happy. If that's too forward then the world is a bitter place indeed.
 
I may sound bitter at this whole occurrence, but really it just makes me sad. Cupcakes and rainbows, people. No one is born with the intent to harm others. We were born because about nine months prior a man and a woman who mildly tolerated each other, or a in a dish, parts came together and.... Voila. We're all unique and the same.

Friday, 18 May 2012

Maturity Right Here

So... I'm at work right now. I've got all these posts half-written and imperfect, waiting to be finished and posted. There's an especially satisfying one about the creepy people you meet living in a big city. Anyway. For now I had to share what has me laughing loudly like a little kid in this quiet cube field. 



Am I the only one this cracks up? I feel like it might just be that I'm horribly bored, waiting for things to get moving on this slow Friday. Happy imminent long weekend, though!... If you're in a country to which this applies.